Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Never joke about your clitoris.
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