There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
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Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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