I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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