i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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