physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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