Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
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Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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