Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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