my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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