Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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