my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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