He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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