Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Randomize