So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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