i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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