...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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