I molested 6 butterflies tonight
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
worst night to have a conscience
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
we should paint friendship bongs
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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