We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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