VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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