wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
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I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
The power of my boobs compel you
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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