oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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