I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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