so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
