Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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