yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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