yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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