i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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