i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
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I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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