it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.