I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.