This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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