im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.