just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.