He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.