so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
only you would photoshop your dick
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels