I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i think i have herpe
just one?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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