and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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