I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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