Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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