I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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