In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Mom said you looked used
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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