I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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