All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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