maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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