Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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