yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I didn't notice because vodka
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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