I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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