whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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