well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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