He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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