Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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