I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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