i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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