So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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